Are you experienced?

Are you experienced with the first day?

Are you experienced with the last straw?

Are you experienced with the mother fuckers?

Are you experienced with the lonely vodka?

Are you experienced with the fuck day?

Are you experienced with the last call?

Are you experienced with the mother hooters?

Are you experienced with the green fairy vodka?

So tell me when,

You will be that far,

from the experience,

I mean, you last experience.

And when you get there,

The new is old,

And the old is cool,

So wtf is the experience?